Picture This...

Lynn over at "Once Upon A..." tagged me for a picture MeMe

For this photo meme, the task is to goto My Pictures, open the first folder and post the tenth photo, and then tell a story about it.

Not very exciting is it? It's a picture of bread that Taranis baked...

What The Hell Wednesday: Holiday Randomness

Welcome to this week's edition of WTHW. This week we journey into the realm of Holiday madness cheer, turkeys, pumpkin pie, Christmas trees, jolly fat men in red suites who like to Ho, shiney balls and stupid questions.

1. This Thursday is Thanksgiving. Tell us something you are not looking forward to.
NOT being with my family

2. What is the one thing you are most thankful for this year?
that Joe and I still have JOBS and INCOME! and that my surgery was successful!!!

3. Most families get together for the holidays. Are your family gatherings on the pleasant side or do they tend to be more drama filled?
well, its a little bit of it all with my family

4. The President has decided not to call his tree a Christmas tree, but instead is calling it a Holiday tree. Do you think this is a good idea, just plain stupid or you could care less either way?
he could call it a shit tree for all i care or a green tree. lol aka i don't care

5. Are you going shopping on Black Friday and if so are you insane?
hell NO! but i am insane either way

6. What is up with Santa and his Hos?
Mrs. Claus isn't enough for a fat boy

7. Do you have any favorite holiday traditions?
decorating the tree and putting up stockings

8. I am afraid my 2 year old will attack the Christmas tree this year (she has "oooo shiney" syndrom). What do you suggest I do to keep her from destroying the tree and running off with all the ornaments?
lol that wont happen!! ooooooooooooo shiney is inevitable until they get older.

9. What is the worst gift you have ever received?
no gift

10. Do think Santa Claus is creepy?
that picture is creepy

11. How do you celebrate New Years Eve?
it varies year by year. i think we're going to K's this year.

12. Do you believe in re-gifting (aka giving someone else a present you got but don't like)?
HELLYES!

13. Are you one of those people who save the bows and undamaged gift wrap off of the opened gifts?
plead da 5th!

Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant-Garde

i have to agree 100%

Your Blogging Type is Unique and Avant-Garde





You're a bit ... unusual. And so is your blog.
You're impulsive, and you'll often post the first thing that pops in your head.
Completely uncensored, you blog tends to shock... even though that's not your intent.
You tend to change your blog often, experimenting with new designs and content.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

What The Hell Wednesday: Lucky You

Today’s WTH is brought to you by rainbows, blue moons and green clovers and the lucky number 7…here we go..

1.If you won the lottery lets say 200 million dollars what would be the first thing you would do?
pay off debts: mine, our parents and our siblings.

2.Do you think your a lucky person? why?
lol. i'm lucky to have Joe. I'm lucky to be alive. I'm lucky to have a car that runs (knock on wood) and gets me from A-Z. I'm lucky to have a roof over my head and food in my belly.

3.Do you have any lucky charms?
Yes.


4.Have you ever knocked on wood in hopes whatever you said doesn’t get jinks?
Did you not read #2?

5.If you could have just one thing..anything besides riches (money/gold) what would your wish for?
My own home in Arkansas on our piece of land we can farm and have animals.

6.Do you listen to your gut instincts or try to ignore them and wish you did?
I try to listen to my gut instincts. Sometimes I'm not so good at that!

7.Are you a glass half full or more of a glass half empty type person?
It really depends on the situation.


8.Do feel like you are fortunate in life or waiting for your turn? why?
In somethings I am fortunate and in others I'm waiting for my turn. I could go on forever on "why".

9.what is an attainable dream that you want to accomplish before you die?
Record an album. Play with a band onstage in front of fans. Have a baby.


10.If the world was going to end on friday…what would you do before it ended?
I don't know. I guess I'd abandon everything here in Illinois and run for Arkansas to be with my family.

11.Do you believe rabbits foots are bring good luck?
never thought about it, really. I had them before because I liked em and they were pretty and soft.

12.Do you believe blondes have all the luck?
bah! lol


13.If you could come up with an invention and make millions of dollars what would it be?
nuh huh! you're not stealing my ideas!!!

Zombies, Monsters & Ghosts... Oh My! (What The Hell Wednesday MeMe)

The quality of this week’s meme can be blamed on Mejis, her obsession with all things supernatural and creepy, the fact that her fiance constantly watches Monster Quest and what the voices in her deranged mind tell her to do. Now that you’ve been warned it’s time to use your imagination and have some fun.

1. The laboratory that was being used to store the zombie virus has exploded making the virus airborne and turning millions into zombies. You are one of the few humans left. What 5 things do you need in order to survive a zombie attack?

Machete, Sniper Rifle w all the ammo you can find for it, a can opener, an SUV & one other person to keep your back and you keep thiers.

2. You turn on the news and find out that vampires have “come out of the coffin” and wish to live in peace alongside humans. Do you join a fanatic vampire hating church group and set out to destroy them, become a Fangbanger (vampire groupie) or try your best to get one of them to turn you?

get one of them to turn me

3. Aliens have landed and are trying to destroy the human race. It is up to you to kick their extra-terrestrial arses. What do you do to destroy them?

salt. you know aliens are like sluggs... salt kills them

4. You are hiking alone in the woods and have become lost. Suddenly you come across a tiny hut inhabited by a witch. Do you run in terror hoping she didn’t notice your presence or do you knock on her door and ask for directions?

Is she a good witch or a bad witch? Because I'm a good witch ya know...

5. Your friend dares you to spend a night in a graveyard. Do you accept the dare?

When I use to sneak out of my dad's house I'd meet my friends at the graveyard across the street... there is an above ground cypt we'd meet at.

6. Your friend/ significant other just got back from a hike in the woods and swears they have just encountered Bigfoot. Do you go with them to see if you can find proof of Bigfoot’s existence or do you call the mental hospital and reserve a nice padded cell for them?

go with them and look for proof and slap them silly for not taking a camera to take his picture!!

7. You won tickets to the circus (with clowns). Do you go and enjoy the clowns or try to sell the tickets because clowns are evil and creepy and want to eat you?

I would only go if Taranis was there to help keep me safe from the clowns.

8. Your crazy aunt Matilda just gave your child a creepy doll for his/her birthday. Do you let him/her keep it or do you take it out back and bury it hoping it won’t somehow dig itself out and turn up in your house again?

I'd burn it, chop it into a million peices and throw it into the ocean.

9. Legend has it that Megalodon (the giant prehistoric shark) is still alive somewhere in the vast oceans of our planet. You happen to be out on a week long deep sea fishing excursion and your boat is alone at sea or so you think. Suddenly you catch something on your line and try to reel it in when a giant six foot dorsal fin pops up a few yards away from your boat. What do you do?

Drop the rod into the ocean and pretend I never saw it...but probably have nightmares from it forever.

10. West Virginian’s believe in the legend of the Moth Man. Do you think this creature really exists or do you believe that it’s just insanity on their part caused by years of inbreeding?

never heard of the moth man

11. Lake Erie is supposedly inhabited by a giant sea serpent. Do you believe this could be true and could be the reason many ships, boats and people go missing in the lake or do you think that it’s more likely a mutant fish thanks to the nuclear power plant that is conveniently located on the shores of Lake Erie (it’s in Perry, Ohio to be exact)?

Its a giant mutant sea serpent caused by years of inbreeding and nuclear waste.

12. People say the town near the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant disaster is haunted and have seen ghosts of people they know there. You have been invited to go to this town and do research to find out if it’s really haunted. Do you choose to go taking into consideration that this is a highly radioactive area and you would need to have special gear on in order to be safe or do you tell them that the radiation has obviously affected their brains and decline?

I'd have to decline only because of the radiation.

13. You’re on a late night flight to wherever. You happen to look out the window and see a grinning demon thing tearing apart the wing. Do you panic and try to tell the flight crew about it or do you just close the shade and blame it on all the alcohol that you consumed pre-flight?

close the shade and blame it on the booze all the while knowing better

witness protection program relocation MeMe

Lyn Hernandez tagged me for a cute little mini MeMe.

If you had to change your name, what would you choose as your new name?

Jane Doe --obviously because its been used for anonymous people and well, I just think it'd be hilarious!!

If you could live in any state other than the one in which you currently reside, which state would you choose?

Sunny Florida where I could lay on the beach and get a tan!!

Besides your real birthday, what is one other date on the calendar that you think would have been a great day to be born?

I was born on Fathers' Day Weekend so the only date I can think of would be the Summer Solstice: "Litha", its close enough to my birthday and still in the summer and its a Pagan holiday so that would mean always a celebration for Litha.

You've no doubt heard the expression, "They couldn't pay me enough to do that job." What job would that be for you?

Sewage worker.

Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep more quickly than any other?

I don't think there is one!! Honestly, I am interested in all topics :)

To see Lyn's Answers click Here.

*I* Would like to see ........... Auburn Kat & Candid Beauty do this MeMe.

Love/Hate

Idea taken from Auburn Kat

LOVE: fresh fallen snow in the beginning of the season that's untouched by man or beast
HATE: the fact that it makes the roads nasty and its going to snow a bazillion more times before the season is over

LOVE: free lunches at work
HATE: thier fatty and tasteless or too much taste (as in taste hot, lay off the jalepenos!) or too dry or undercooked or overcooked

LOVE: having a man in my life
HATE: having to consider someone else when I want to make plans...

LOVE: traveling and seeing new places/experiencing new things
HATE: that it cost MONEY

LOVE: that I have a job/income
HATE: waking up early and a few of my superiors

LOVE: talking on the phone
HATE: talking to someone who is annoying

LOVE: getting emails and text messages
HATE: spam and "forward to your friends or else" chain letters

LOVE: my kittie and hammies
HATE: cleaning out the litter box and cages

LOVE: that i can still be friends with my ex and his wife
HATE: that Taranis' ex wants to be in HIS life (no consideration for me at all on that, she wants him back...)

LOVE: My Blog!
HATE: LURKERS! leave a comment LURKERS!!!

what do you LOVE/HATE??

How Much Have You Changed In 8 Years?

**8 Years​ Ago (Jan 2001)​*​*​
1) How old were you?
almost 21

2) Who were you datin​g?​
Hephaestus

3) Where​ did you work?​
The County Hospital

4) Where​ did you live?​
C-ville

5) Where​ did you hang out?
our Townhouse in the perfect spot of town

6) Did you wear conta​cts and/​or glass​es?​
both

7) Who was your best frien​d?​
hmmm, did I have a bestfriend? I guess it could have been LilBit or TheWhore (long story on TheWhore, maybe I'll tell you it at some point)

8) How many tatto​os did you have?​
3

9) How many pierc​ings did you have?​
13

10) What kind of car did you drive​?​
a Chevy Lumina

11) Had you been to a real party​?​
of course

12) Had you had your heart​ broke​n?​
yea, i had.

13) Were you Singl​e/​Taken​/​Marri​ed/​Divor​ced?​
I was living with Hephaestus...

14) Any Kids?​
nope. but we were planning on adopting TheWhore's baby.
​
***5 YEARS​ AGO ( Jan 2004)​*​*​*​
1) How old were you?
almost 24

2) Who were you datin​g?​
I was married

3) Where​ did you work at the time?​
i was a stay at home wifey

4) Where​ did you live?​
Ft Smith

5) Where​ did you hang out?
I didn't. I was taking care of kids

6) Did you wear conta​cts and/​or glass​es?​
both

7) Who were your best frien​d(​s)​
Hal, Baer, Shazah, NightRider, Sakura, Juggalo, FaveCuz, etc etc.

8) How many tatto​os did you have?​
5
​
9) How many pierc​ings did you have?​
13

10) What car did you drive​?​
Huyandai Elantra

11) Have you had your heart​ broke​n?​
seemed like everytime I turned around

12) Were you Singl​e/​Taken​/​Marri​ed/​Divor​ced?​
married

13) Any Kids?​
we were raising his brothers' 2 boys

*​*​*​*​TODAY​ (Feb 2009)​*​*​*​*​
1) Age?
Turning 29 this year

2) Where​ do you work?​
for a resort

3) Where​ do you live?​
Schaumburg

5) Who are your close​st frien​ds?​
Larkin, Chekov, KRM... but I don't see them

6) Do you talk to your old frien​ds?​
a few

7) How many pierc​ings do you have?​
13

8) How many tatto​os?​
5

9) What kind of car do you have?​
Chevy Blazer

10) Has your heart​ been broke​n?​
it was shattered to bits and pieces

11) Singl​e/​Taken​/​Marri​ed/​Divor​ced/​Engag​ed?​
Unofficially Engaged

12) How many kids?​
working on it

REPOS​T AS "HOW MUCH HAVE YOU CHANG​ED IN 8 YEARS​".

My name is Jenny, this is my story and I'm stickin to it

Hi, my name is: (uh my name is... uh my name is...) Not Slim Shady

Never in my life have I been to: anywhere outside of the USofA

I hate it when: my womanly happens

If you're going to talk smack about me: say it my face and prepare to be smacked down yerself.

The one person who can drive me nuts is: Joe

When I'm nervous: I chew on my cheeks, crack my fingers, twitch.

The last song I listened to was: snap, I don't remember!

If you were to get married today your maid of honor/best man would be: um. hmmmm. aaah. ooooh. damn. um. faaaahck. Angelina Jolie-Pitt!

My hair is: in nead of a trim & re-color.

When I was 5: I was making the transition to live with my father again.

Last Halloween: we ended up working at Joe's work because some punkass mofo did a "no call no show" and we missed the Trick or Treators.

I should be: doing what i'm doing!

When I look down: I see the Ground

The happiest recent event was: when Joe took me looking for engagement rings *squeel*

My current annoyance is: people at work who fuck up the same things over and over and over and over......rinse and repeat.....again.

I have a hard time understanding: why I'm not rich and famous when you all know I should have millions!

There's this girl who I know: who is a complete fucking stupid whore and i'd love to beat her ass...

The thing I want to buy is: more expensive than I can afford

Most recent thing I've bought myself: Quizznos

Most recent thing someone else bought me was: pizza!

My middle name is: starts with an "R"

In the morning: I'm not gonna want to get out of bed. its too warm and snuggly under the blankies with my hunny

Last night I was: slapping myself for being an idiot

If I was an animal: I'd sleep all the time.

Tomorrow I am: going to go to work.

Tonight I am: going to watch Greys and Private Practice

Now it’s your turn to tell me YOUR story.............

can you sit in silence for hours?

we can --and it's not uncomfortable..but drives me crazy sometimes because I like to talk even if its about random nothingness...

"When You Say Nothing At All"

It's amazing
How you can speak
Right to my heart
Without saying a word,
You can light up the dark
Try as I may
I could never explain
What I hear when
You don't say a thing

[CHORUS:]
The smile on your face
Lets me know
That you need me
There's a truth
In your eyes
Saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says
You'll catch me
Whenever I fall
You say it best
When you say
Nothing at all

All day long
I can hear people
Talking out loud
But when you hold me near
You drown out the crowd
(The crowd)
Try as they may
They could never define
What's been said
Between your
Heart and mine

[Repeat chorus twice]

(You say it best
When you say
Nothing at all
You say it best
When you say
Nothing at all)

The smile on your face
The truth in your eyes
The touch of your hand
Let's me know
That you need me

[Repeat chorus]

(You say it best
When you say
Nothing at all
You say it best
When you say
Nothing at all)

The smile on your face
The truth in your eyes
The touch of your hand
Let's me know
That you need me

(You say it best
When you say
Nothing at all
You say it best
When you say
Nothing at all)

So we took an online compatability test together and here are the results:

Your Romantic Compatibility:
Practical Jane/Joe (ME) -Traditional (HIM): The Practical Jane/Joe and Traditional are not far apart in what they want, they just have slightly different ways of showing it. It is fairly easy for each to adapt to the other’s ways, although there will always be the odd present that’s slightly off-the-mark.

Your Sexual Compatibility:
Spicy (HIM) -Adventurous (ME): Hot stuff! You two really look forward to getting between the sheets. You have a healthy combination of sexual energy and adventure.

Communication Compatibility:
Talker (ME) -Compromiser (HIM) You two have a good chance of success, but the Talker could use some guidance on how to stop talking long enough to listen.

Astrological Compatibility:
When Gemini (ME) and Virgo (HIM) come together, they both need to take time to learn about the other's approach to life and love. Both partners' attitude is worth understanding! Gemini's Symbol is the Twins; Geminis can often be of two minds about things. If Virgo can give one Twin a strong emotional anchor while allowing the other Twin to flit about, this relationship may stand the test of time. Early in the relationship, Virgo may take things a little too earnestly for Gemini, but if Virgo can wait a while, both Twins will learn to adapt to the relationship.

The best aspect of the Gemini-Virgo relationship is the security they can give each other once Virgo allows Gemini to willingly commit to the relationship. Both partners can learn to look at the world through new eyes when they open themselves to each other. As long as they communicate with each other and use their ruler Mercury effectively, theirs will be a gratifying relationship.

quizzes -lotso quizzes

What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Paranoia   You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely.
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)
Manic Depressive
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
What mental disorder do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract Yuppies!   You attract the very well-dressed, job oriented type of people. They usually have their finances together, are 'middle of the road' on most topics, generally happy with the 'main-stream' of things. If it is stability you are after, these are good people to attract, if you seek adventure, it may be time for an overhaul.
You attract rednecks!
You attract geeks!
You attract models!
You attract unstable people!
You attract artsy people!
What type of person do you attract? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Literature Nerd   Does sitting by a nice cozy fire, with a cup of hot tea/chocolate, and a book you can read for hours even when your eyes grow red and dry and you look sort of scary sitting there with your insomniac appearance? Then you fit this category perfectly! You love the power of the written word and it's eloquence; and you may like to read/write poetry or novels. You contribute to the smart people of today's society, however you can probably be overly-critical of works. It's okay. I understand.
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Science/Math Nerd
Social Nerd
Musician
Drama Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Anime Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

What stereotype do you belong to? Your Result: No stereotype   not preppy yet not a complete loser. has good friends and doesn't revolve life around their looks or social status. All around good person. usually liked by everyone
Preppy
Emo
geek/nerd
Punk
Jock
Loner
Gamer
What stereotype do you belong to? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

You are 70% Smarter than a fifth grader.

 

You are almost smarter than a fifth grader. If you just got a bit more right. Then, you would be considered smarter. Nice try. Try again.

are you smarter than a fifth grader?
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You Feel Like You Don't Fit In 51% Of The Time

 

Life can be a struggle for you. You have a place in the world, but you may not have found it yet. Don't give up though. You are a unique person, and that means you don't fit in all the time. But it is something you should not fight against but embrace. You will find your way.

Do You Have a Place in This World?
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Odd Facts MeMe

DO YOU SNORE?: Softly, so it's cute --per Joe.

LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: I will love to hate you before I beat your ass.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: Not having any children

AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: I didn't have Legos

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: It's not reality. It's stupid. They need ban it from all television unless you have a special paid package so only those who want to have it can buy it and not ruin my TV with it.

DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: Depends on the situation

WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: My first few months I was an ugly baby and after around 6 months I got so CUTE!

HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: I am not single.

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: Grey

DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: Sometimes! I use to alot when I was single. I'd have fantasies that someone would hear me singing in the shower and bang on the door wanting to sign me to a record deal.

HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: once, it was traumatic so I blocked it out.

ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I'm the best non-professional cook you'll ever meet!

WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: Mountains, Lakes and Forests

HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: that shit's just discusting.

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: WTF is that?

DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: Ozone Mountains in Arkansas?! Ofcourse I do!

HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I think some idiot asked an owl that and got their answer.

CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: no, I'm not a rocket scientist.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: Yes.

ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: Only on Joe.

WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: Bring on the Rifle!

IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: I think so. He's just gotta ask me...

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: sometimes

WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: Penicillin, Bee/Wasp Stings...

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": This morning when I woke up. I said it to Joe.

IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: Does Elvis Live?

DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: Depends on who is getting married. And what Sappy Love Song they play...

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: hard boiled

ARE BLONDES DUMB?: sometimes but then again so are brunettes and redheads....what is the point.

WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: Don't you know about the Dryer Elves? They use them to make clothes and stuff for thier families living in the walls.

WHAT TIME IS IT?: 12:46 pm

DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: depends on who's calling me the name...

IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: no. i love me some McD's

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: 12 hours ago or so-ish

DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: I love showers. I feel dirty still after taking a bath. All your doing is sitting in your own filth.

IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: YES! Santa is real!! I see him at the Mall and on TV!!!

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: I guess you don't know what's in the dark...

WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: Sex. Money. Rock n Roll. Drugs.

CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: give me that crunchy

HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: yes

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: None, i know, gross huh? But it's SUNDAY!

IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: If I were to be drug free I'd be in too much and pain and not a pleasure to be around.

ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: NOPE!

HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: not really. I've been walking on the side of the road and been picked up before... but I was not hitchhiking.

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: blue

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: the other day. i don't remember why

DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: I oould use a few things.. More money or my bills paid off.

WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: Who are we comparing my life to exactly?

ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: I've had moments.

HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: don't believe so.

DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: Does my voice count? Does Rockband count?

CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: nope.

DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: OH! I LOVE camping!!! I miss camping!

DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: yes if you can get me laughing hard enough.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: ofcourse!

IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: no, a woman is a Man's bestfriend. the dog is there to sleep between them to keep em warm.

YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: If the circumstances are right, yes.

CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: no, lol.. no

DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: I don't think so.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: Biscuits and Sausage Gravy

DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: depends on what you mean by like

WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: all of them

DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: NO

FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: that's a toughy. I havn't been really listening to music lately .......so we'll go with Ligion.

I am too old to be: this awesome and not be famous

I can'​t get to sleep​ witho​ut?​ listening to music

If I were a doll,​ the acces​sorie​s packa​ged with me would​ be: a cellphone, a laptop, a camera, and a microphone

I have an irrat​ional​ fear of: crowds, Joe leaving me and never having a family of my own.

What type of food do you eat at your grand​paren​ts house​?​ Depends on the mood my GrandmaB is in.​

What weigh​t were you when you were born?​ not sure...

I am most oppos​ed to: painful things

Do you stalk​ anyon​e on myspa​ce?​ ....kinda

I am too old to be: this awesome and not be famous

I find the thoug​ht of child​birth​:​ to be a an event I can't wait to experience but i'm really afraid to because of all the medical shows i've watched and documentaries.

Next door to my house​ is: another house

My feet are: chubby

My prefe​rred style​ of jeans​ is: light in color, comfy and snuggly

I know how to cook:​ all kinds of stuff!!

I am annoy​ed at: people

Men shoul​d alway​s:​ be faithful and honorable to the women who love them

Women​ shoul​d never​:​ cheaters, neglectful to thier husbands and kids

What child​-​relat​ed smell​ do you not like?​ 1st thing in the AM pooohey diapers and vomit

What sea creat​ure scare​s you? any of them that could eat me or kill me with their poisonous parts

What color​ hair do most of the peopl​e you are aroun​d have?​ brown?

What objec​t have you broke​n most recen​tly?​ um... a plastic glass

Name one of the Spice​ Girls​?​ F-Ugly Spice

What was the last thing​ to make you cry? holiday movies

I would​ like to be in an adver​tisem​ent for: diet drugs --maybe i'll get free stuff and actually lose this weight!!!

What are the stems​ of wine glass​es for? to look perdy in sparkly light

My favor​ite shoes​ are: no shoes

My mothe​rs'​ great​est fear is: ...dunno about BioM but MomI's is that she'll get cancer like her sisters and die a horrable death too.

Can you use chops​ticks​?​ nuh huh

Do you prefe​r beach​es or fores​ts?​ thats a tough one... I like em both! but I guess a forst in the winter so I can cover up --you don't want to see me in a bikini or bathing suit!!

It's All In A Name

1. Witness Protection Name (mother's & father's middle names)
JoAnn David

2. Nascar Name (first name of your mother's dad & father's dad)
Robert Earl

3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name & first 4 letters of your first name)
Dajenn

4. Detective Name (favourite colour & favourite animal)
Pink Kitty

5. Soap Opera Name (middle name & city where you live)
Renae Schaumburg

6. Superhero Name (2nd favourite colour & favourite alcoholic drink, optionally add "The" to the beginning)
The Black Jack Daniel

7. Fly Name (first 2 letters of first name & last 2 letters of your last name)
Jeda

8. Gangsta Name (favourite ice cream flavour & favourite cookie)
Rocky Road Chocolate Chip

9. Rock Star Name (current pet's name & current street name)
Nilla Ellisville

10. Porn Name (first pet's name & street you grew up on)
Spike Oakland

Quirks

Aubrun Kat tagged me with the following meme:

Rules:

*Link to the person who tagged you
*Mention the rules on your blog
*Tell 6 unspectacular quirks about you
*Tag 6 following bloggers by linking to them
*Leave a comment on each of the tagged blogger's blogs letting them know they've been tagged.

Here goes...

1. I feel like my weekend isn't complete unless we watch "Army Wives" on Lifetime.

2. I have to wear shoes while cooking. I don't know why but I can't stand to be barefoot in the kitchen.. and it helps ease the pressure on my back.

3. I have to make sure everything is perfect and organized on my desk before I leave work.

4. I wont eat scrambled eggs unless either me or my daddy makes them.

5. I wont swim in public pools. I feel like they are biohazards.

6. If I start reading a book I must finish it no matter what. Even if it's the crappiest book I've ever read. I feel like something is missing and I'm bitchy/cranky until it's read.

I am going to tag Wanna Be Reality Superstar, Starting over at 24, Rachelskirts, The Everyday Adventures of Me in the City, Your Beard is Good, Pondering......

I'm Snooopy!

Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test.

Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results.

Which one of the following describes the perfect date?
a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.
b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.
c) Painting in the park (5 pts
d) Rock concert (1 pt.
e) Going to the movies (3 pts.

What is your favorite type of music?
a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.
b) Alternative (1 pt.
c) Soft Rock (4 pts.
d) Country (5 pts
e) Pop (3 pts.

What type of movies do you prefer?
a) Comedy (2 pts.
b) Horror (1 pt.
c) Musical (3 pts.
d) Romance (4 pts.
e) Documentary (5 pts.

Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?
a) Waiter (4 pts.
b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.
c) Teacher (3 pts.
d) Police (2 pts.
e) Cashier (1 pt

What do you do with your spare time?
a) Exercise (5 pts.
b) Read (4 pts.
c) Watch television (2 pts.
d) Listen to music (1 pt.
e) Sleep (3 pts.

Which one of the following colors do you like best?
a) Yellow (1 pt.
b) White (5 pts.
c) Sky Blue (3 pts
d) Dark Blue(2 pts.
e) Red (4 pts.

What do you prefer to eat?
a) Snow (3 pts.
b) Pizza (2 pts.
c) Sushi (1 pt.
d) Pasta (4 pts.
e) Salad (5 pts.

What is your favorite holiday ?
a) Halloween(1 pt.
b) Christmas(3 pts.
c) New Year (2 pts.
d) Valentine's Day(4 pts.
e) Thanksgiving(5 pts.

If you could go to one of these places which one would it b e?
a) Paris (4 pts
b) Spain (5 pts
c) Las Vegas (1 pt
d) Hawaii (4 pts
e) Hollywood (3 pts

With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?
a) Someone Smart (5 pts.
b) Someone attractive (2 pts.
c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.
d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.
e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for!Put your character in the subject line and forward to your friends and back to the person that sent t his to you.

Very interesting to see'who'your friends are!

(10-16 points) You are Garfield :
You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:
You are fun; you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you ' re never out of style , you are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times

(24-28 points) You are Elmo:
You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice:try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.

(29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants. You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny and calm for the most part Stay away from traitors and jealous people and you will be stress free.

(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:
You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.

(44-50 points ) You are Dexter:
You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family pri nciples. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!

Comment and tell me who you are!

might have done this one...but it's fun :-)

Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Copy this entire email and paste into a new email that you can send, change all the answers so that they apply to you. Then send this to a whole bunch of people you know, INCLUDING the person that sent it to you.

1. What is your occupation?
Concierge & Accounts Receivable

2. What color are your socks right now?
My feet are NAKED, so HA!

3. What are you listening to right now?
Music Choice on TV

4. What was the last thing that you ate?
Pizza & Nachos

5. Can you drive a stick shift?
Not very well

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Pink!

7. Last person you spoke to on the phone?
Joe

8. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Ofcourse :)

9. How old are you today?
28

10. Favorite drinks?
Depends on why we're drinking

11. Favorite sport to watch?
Football, baby !!!

12. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Yes

13. Pets?
Drake my Siamese Boy

14. Favorite food?
Cream Cheese with Salsa & Tortilla Chips

15. Last movie you watched?
Ocean's 13

16. What do you do to vent anger?
Sing, Scream, Yell, Cry

17. Favorite Day of the year?
any day that i can hang out all day with my family

18. What was your favorite toy as a child?
I don't remember

19. What is your favorite, fall or spring?
Definatly Fall. I love the feeling and vibe of Fall.

20. Hugs or kisses?
Both!!

21. Cherry or Blueberry?
Both!!

22. Do you want your friends to mail you back?
If they think it's worth it.

:)

23. Who is most likely to respond?
I have no idea... probably no one.

24. Who is least likely to respond?
Joe, by far.

25. Current living arrangements?
I live in a Condo with my boyfriend

26. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday when I got the news of my biopsies

27. What is on the floor of your closet?
shoes, filing cabinet, dirty clothes

28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are
sending this to?
everyone!

29. The friend you have had the shortest that you are sending
this to?
no idea

31. What inspires you?
Music

32. What are you afraid of?
the dark (seriously i am seriously afraid of the dark) and not being a mom

33. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?
all of the above

34. Favorite car?
dodge dakota

35. Favorite cat breed?
i love em all

36. Number of keys on your key ring?
too many

37. How many years at your current job?
2

38. Favorite day of the week?
any that i can sleep in

39. How many states have you lived in?
4? maybe 5.... don't make me count i've been mathing it all day today!

40. How many piercings?
13

41. How many tattoos?
5

42. Are you wearing Acrylic nails?
no but i want

43. What color toe nail polish are you wearing?
it's called birthday girl, it's a light pinkish

44. Any plastic surgery?
Not yet

45. Botox or Natural?
Natural

Today's date and time: Thursday, June 19th, 2008, 6:29 pm

Happy Sweet 28th Birthday To Me!!!

***please note I was kinda wary talking about this seeing as how I don't know who reads this and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings because I do LOVE all of my friends here in Chicago, we just don't seem to be on the same wave length anymore***

so we all know that I had my "party" on Friday... I think that it would have been a greater success if I'd just kept it me and Joe and 1 or 2 others. I can tell you now I would have had a better time.

Don't get me wrong, I love my friends but I don't think that I made the greatest in choices of what to do on that night. The drinking: I wasn't into it... The partaking of shots: I really wasn't into... The loud talking: I wasn't into it... The neighbor downstairs acting like a stupid jerkoff: definatly wasn't into it... Some nice converstation and maybe a beer or two just hanging out and barbequeing: Definatly into it!

Which I guess means that I'm growing up? The other people who attended are my age, even older! 10 years older... I just don't get it/understand it. How did I get from "party? lets get drunk and stupid" to "ah well, maybe I'll have 1 beer and the rest coke"... I don't want to get drunk. I don't even want to drink the one beer. And I'd hate to lose my friends but it seems like all of them just want to drink drink and drink some more.

I use to be the girl that'd bring in my own bottle(s) of Jack and chug em all night long. Now just the thought of having a drink makes me ...well I'm not sure what it makes me but it doesn't bring up a happy feeling.

so lets see how much has changed in the past 10 years... You might wanna check this out for recent answers for comparison

In JUNE 1998

How old were you?
18

Where did you go to school?
I'd just graduated Clarksville High School in Arkansas

Where did you work?
Tanning Salon

Where did you live?
Clarksville, AR

Where did you hang out?
lakes, country backroads

How was your hair?
chin length and platinum

Did you have glasses?
yes and contacts

Who WAS your best friend?
Coolio

Who was your regular-person crush?
Hephaestus

How many tattoos did you have?
1

How many piercings did you have?
13

What car did you drive?
didn't have one,yet

What was your worst fear?
getting my own place to live and becoming an adult

Had you been arrested?
yes i had just got out of jail

Had your heart broken?
not quite yet, H & I were pretty steady and good at the time.

Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter?
very taken

I have no idea what this is suppose to prove to myself.

I don't want to drink. I don't want to party. I don't want to smoke weed. Anything that I did prior to the past 3 years of me living in Chicago makes me cringe. Hell, anything I did prior to us moving back to Arkansas from Virginia makes me cringe... after Virginia was about it on the whole partying scene for me.

I don't even know why I have beer in the fridge or any alcohol for that matter besides cooking with it. Joe said that maybe I'm becoming more mature and that goes to prove that Maturity does not come with age. I see this every weekend.

I think I've just become a more boring person in my 28 years.

*********end talking about my birthday weekend*********

Now, on to other matters. Why someone would inflict such pain on themselves on a "special" day I have no idea but at the time the appointment was made the only days off I had were mondays which would make sense, right? I had my biospies done today. Talk about painful. I hurt *sniffle* really badly *cringes* damn doctors.

She's keeping me on the medications that she's had me on for a year now. Atleast for the next few months. I'll need a followup appointment with her later, I'll call and find out when. I'm sure it'll be when the biopsy results come in.

Good news she said that if everything comes back fine she'll give me the name of a specialist to go see and get me and Joe knocked up with babies. Maybe that's why I'm not all into the whole lets party and get drunk thing. I want babies. and I had babies I was taking care of back home til H & I split up. She said that since I'd been on chlomid for 9 months before back in 2004 that it wouldn't be a good idea to start with her from the very beginning to just go see a specialist and see what they have to say. She feels that a fertility specialist would benefit us much better. So all I gotta do is wait (2-6 weeks) for today's test results and her to give me that all clear that we have no more cancer (again) in my womanlies and for me to get a job that has insurance because we know Joe and I aren't getting married anytime soon so I need to get some insurance! (I need insurance anyways but people are more apt to want to help me have a baby if I have insurance)

Today's appointment cost me $200 upfront and they'll bill me the rest. if I'd had insurance it would have been 20 bucks. Fuckin sucks ass. Nothing I can do about it except find another job that has decent insurance, right? Right...

Now, time to kick ass on sneezy!

too fun to pass up!

It's harder than it looks! . *Use the 1st letter of your last name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl.

1. What is your last name?.................. it starts with a "D"

2. 4 letter word.................................. Damn

3. Vehicle...................................... Dodge

4. City / Neighborhood ................. Dallas

5. Boy Name ................................. David

6. Girl Name .................................. Denise

7. Occupation ............................... Dancer

8. Something you wear:............... Diamonds

9. Food .......................................... Donuts

10. Found in a bathroom............. Dramamine

11. Reason for Being Late........ Diahrhea

12. Something you shout........... "DOAH!"

13. Animal.................................. Dog

14. Body part................................. Dicks

15. Board Game.................... Diplomacy

16. Color............................. Dark Blue

17. Special Event....................... Divorce

18. Beverage............................ Dr. Pepper

19. Another Food.......................... Dessert

20. TV Show.............................. Days of Our Lives

21. Band/Group/Singer......................... Disturbed

22. Flower/Plant............................ Daisies

23. Sports Team........................... Dallas Cowboys

24. Movie.................................... Disturbia

25. Restaurant............................ Denny's

how much has changed in the past year?

In JUNE 2007

How old were you?
27

Where did you go to school?
Didn't

Where did you work?
the Engineering Firm

Where did you live?
Wood Dale, IL

Where did you hang out?
Crossroads

How was your hair?
longer and not as dark

Did you have glasses?
yea but they suck

Who WAS your best friend?
Crystal

Who was your regular-person crush?
Taranis/Joe

How many tattoos did you have?
5

How many piercings did you have?
13

What car did you drive?
1997 Chevy Blazer

What was your worst fear?
the surgery wouldn't go well

Had you been arrested?
not at the moment

Had your heart broken?
well, I broke it for myself by being stupid

Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter?
Single but wanted to be Taken and VERY Bitter

** LETS SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW !!!!!**

In JUNE 2008.....

How old are you?
nearly 28

Where do you work?
at the resort/spa in accounting & the spa

Where do you live?
Arlington Heights, IL

Where do you hang out?
at home

Do you wear glasses?
got my contacts and got rid of the glasses

How is your hair?
shorter & darker

Who are your best friends?
Alabama

Still talk to any of your old friends?
that's a sore subject

How many tattoos?
still 5

How many piercings do you have?
still 13

What kind of car do you have?
1997 Chevy Blazer

What is your fears?
upcoming doc's appointment..not having any children

Have you been arrested since, if so, how many times?
Not on your life

Has your heart been broken?
kinda? its been dissapointed a few times.

Single/Taken/Married/Divorced/Bitter?
Taken and nolonger Bitter unless you count the quitting smoking bitterness

Repost with 1 year ago...