Monday, August 10, 2009

Help Wanted:

Seeking someone to sit with me while Taranis is at work.

Duties include: keeping me company, helping me potty (aka wipe my ass) and hold my hand when I cry.

This position has no monetary compensation but seeing me everyday should be value enough.

All applicants should respond immediately by visiting me at home. Visitation is not a binding agreement to fulfill the duties listed above.

Sincerely,
The Lonely Girl At Home

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