Things People Do In Chicago That Make Our Head Itch...
--Walk around in stilettos in snow.
--Walk around in stilettos period, those are for the bedroom IMHO.
--Having thier children under 1 years of age out wandering around in the snow.
--Walking with thier child down the street (the child was about 5) behind them and not paying attention to said child while jabbering on thier cell phone... I wanted to slap that bitch... while the child is saying "Mommmy! Mommy!" while tugging on said Mommy's jacket".
--Walking around in a mini skirt during a snow storm.
--Selling summer clothes in the "dead of winter".
--Driving like idiots in a snow storm.
--People sleeping in a dumpster.
--Children who throw all the toilette paper down the porta potty and the mom laughing instead of scolding.
Things People Do In Chicago That Make Our Heart Leap For Joy...
--Musicians on the street using nothing but buckets...they were surprisingly very rhythmic and entertaining.
--The Market, altho it was very crowded we had alot of fun, the chocolate covered fruit was a declious, the hot chocolate amazingly to die for and the brats were out of this world.
--Wendy's having a public restroom and using the mens because thier was too long of a line to get to the womens.
--Finding the perfect ornament with 2 snow people embracing on it and buying it.
--Seeing the Macy Windows for the 1st time in my life and seeing the Fraggle Rocks in one of them. It definatly took me back to my childhood.
--Finding the perfect parking spot in the Garage under the city.
Hmm I've NEVER seen a woman walking around in stilettos in the snow. Stiletto boots, yes, but not high heels like that. I will have to be on the watchout.
ReplyDeleteYup, I have a friend that does the stiletto boot thing, she is insane!
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