What The Hell Wednesday: Holiday Randomness

Welcome to this week's edition of WTHW. This week we journey into the realm of Holiday madness cheer, turkeys, pumpkin pie, Christmas trees, jolly fat men in red suites who like to Ho, shiney balls and stupid questions.

1. This Thursday is Thanksgiving. Tell us something you are not looking forward to.
NOT being with my family

2. What is the one thing you are most thankful for this year?
that Joe and I still have JOBS and INCOME! and that my surgery was successful!!!

3. Most families get together for the holidays. Are your family gatherings on the pleasant side or do they tend to be more drama filled?
well, its a little bit of it all with my family

4. The President has decided not to call his tree a Christmas tree, but instead is calling it a Holiday tree. Do you think this is a good idea, just plain stupid or you could care less either way?
he could call it a shit tree for all i care or a green tree. lol aka i don't care

5. Are you going shopping on Black Friday and if so are you insane?
hell NO! but i am insane either way

6. What is up with Santa and his Hos?
Mrs. Claus isn't enough for a fat boy

7. Do you have any favorite holiday traditions?
decorating the tree and putting up stockings

8. I am afraid my 2 year old will attack the Christmas tree this year (she has "oooo shiney" syndrom). What do you suggest I do to keep her from destroying the tree and running off with all the ornaments?
lol that wont happen!! ooooooooooooo shiney is inevitable until they get older.

9. What is the worst gift you have ever received?
no gift

10. Do think Santa Claus is creepy?
that picture is creepy

11. How do you celebrate New Years Eve?
it varies year by year. i think we're going to K's this year.

12. Do you believe in re-gifting (aka giving someone else a present you got but don't like)?
HELLYES!

13. Are you one of those people who save the bows and undamaged gift wrap off of the opened gifts?
plead da 5th!