Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Zombies, Monsters & Ghosts... Oh My! (What The Hell Wednesday MeMe)

The quality of this week’s meme can be blamed on Mejis, her obsession with all things supernatural and creepy, the fact that her fiance constantly watches Monster Quest and what the voices in her deranged mind tell her to do. Now that you’ve been warned it’s time to use your imagination and have some fun.

1. The laboratory that was being used to store the zombie virus has exploded making the virus airborne and turning millions into zombies. You are one of the few humans left. What 5 things do you need in order to survive a zombie attack?

Machete, Sniper Rifle w all the ammo you can find for it, a can opener, an SUV & one other person to keep your back and you keep thiers.

2. You turn on the news and find out that vampires have “come out of the coffin” and wish to live in peace alongside humans. Do you join a fanatic vampire hating church group and set out to destroy them, become a Fangbanger (vampire groupie) or try your best to get one of them to turn you?

get one of them to turn me

3. Aliens have landed and are trying to destroy the human race. It is up to you to kick their extra-terrestrial arses. What do you do to destroy them?

salt. you know aliens are like sluggs... salt kills them

4. You are hiking alone in the woods and have become lost. Suddenly you come across a tiny hut inhabited by a witch. Do you run in terror hoping she didn’t notice your presence or do you knock on her door and ask for directions?

Is she a good witch or a bad witch? Because I'm a good witch ya know...

5. Your friend dares you to spend a night in a graveyard. Do you accept the dare?

When I use to sneak out of my dad's house I'd meet my friends at the graveyard across the street... there is an above ground cypt we'd meet at.

6. Your friend/ significant other just got back from a hike in the woods and swears they have just encountered Bigfoot. Do you go with them to see if you can find proof of Bigfoot’s existence or do you call the mental hospital and reserve a nice padded cell for them?

go with them and look for proof and slap them silly for not taking a camera to take his picture!!

7. You won tickets to the circus (with clowns). Do you go and enjoy the clowns or try to sell the tickets because clowns are evil and creepy and want to eat you?

I would only go if Taranis was there to help keep me safe from the clowns.

8. Your crazy aunt Matilda just gave your child a creepy doll for his/her birthday. Do you let him/her keep it or do you take it out back and bury it hoping it won’t somehow dig itself out and turn up in your house again?

I'd burn it, chop it into a million peices and throw it into the ocean.

9. Legend has it that Megalodon (the giant prehistoric shark) is still alive somewhere in the vast oceans of our planet. You happen to be out on a week long deep sea fishing excursion and your boat is alone at sea or so you think. Suddenly you catch something on your line and try to reel it in when a giant six foot dorsal fin pops up a few yards away from your boat. What do you do?

Drop the rod into the ocean and pretend I never saw it...but probably have nightmares from it forever.

10. West Virginian’s believe in the legend of the Moth Man. Do you think this creature really exists or do you believe that it’s just insanity on their part caused by years of inbreeding?

never heard of the moth man

11. Lake Erie is supposedly inhabited by a giant sea serpent. Do you believe this could be true and could be the reason many ships, boats and people go missing in the lake or do you think that it’s more likely a mutant fish thanks to the nuclear power plant that is conveniently located on the shores of Lake Erie (it’s in Perry, Ohio to be exact)?

Its a giant mutant sea serpent caused by years of inbreeding and nuclear waste.

12. People say the town near the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant disaster is haunted and have seen ghosts of people they know there. You have been invited to go to this town and do research to find out if it’s really haunted. Do you choose to go taking into consideration that this is a highly radioactive area and you would need to have special gear on in order to be safe or do you tell them that the radiation has obviously affected their brains and decline?

I'd have to decline only because of the radiation.

13. You’re on a late night flight to wherever. You happen to look out the window and see a grinning demon thing tearing apart the wing. Do you panic and try to tell the flight crew about it or do you just close the shade and blame it on all the alcohol that you consumed pre-flight?

close the shade and blame it on the booze all the while knowing better