Hi, my name is: (uh my name is... uh my name is...) Not Slim Shady
Never in my life have I been to: anywhere outside of the USofA
I hate it when: my womanly happens
If you're going to talk smack about me: say it my face and prepare to be smacked down yerself.
The one person who can drive me nuts is: Joe
When I'm nervous: I chew on my cheeks, crack my fingers, twitch.
The last song I listened to was: snap, I don't remember!
If you were to get married today your maid of honor/best man would be: um. hmmmm. aaah. ooooh. damn. um. faaaahck. Angelina Jolie-Pitt!
My hair is: in nead of a trim & re-color.
When I was 5: I was making the transition to live with my father again.
Last Halloween: we ended up working at Joe's work because some punkass mofo did a "no call no show" and we missed the Trick or Treators.
I should be: doing what i'm doing!
When I look down: I see the Ground
The happiest recent event was: when Joe took me looking for engagement rings *squeel*
My current annoyance is: people at work who fuck up the same things over and over and over and over......rinse and repeat.....again.
I have a hard time understanding: why I'm not rich and famous when you all know I should have millions!
There's this girl who I know: who is a complete fucking stupid whore and i'd love to beat her ass...
The thing I want to buy is: more expensive than I can afford
Most recent thing I've bought myself: Quizznos
Most recent thing someone else bought me was: pizza!
My middle name is: starts with an "R"
In the morning: I'm not gonna want to get out of bed. its too warm and snuggly under the blankies with my hunny
Last night I was: slapping myself for being an idiot
If I was an animal: I'd sleep all the time.
Tomorrow I am: going to go to work.
Tonight I am: going to watch Greys and Private Practice
Now it’s your turn to tell me YOUR story.............
My story is..I am happy that it's FRIDAY!
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