1. Witness Protection Name (mother's & father's middle names)
JoAnn David
2. Nascar Name (first name of your mother's dad & father's dad)
Robert Earl
3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name & first 4 letters of your first name)
Dajenn
4. Detective Name (favourite colour & favourite animal)
Pink Kitty
5. Soap Opera Name (middle name & city where you live)
Renae Schaumburg
6. Superhero Name (2nd favourite colour & favourite alcoholic drink, optionally add "The" to the beginning)
The Black Jack Daniel
7. Fly Name (first 2 letters of first name & last 2 letters of your last name)
Jeda
8. Gangsta Name (favourite ice cream flavour & favourite cookie)
Rocky Road Chocolate Chip
9. Rock Star Name (current pet's name & current street name)
Nilla Ellisville
10. Porn Name (first pet's name & street you grew up on)
Spike Oakland
“...So do we pass the ghosts that haunt us later in our lives; they sit undramatically by the roadside like poor beggars, and we see them only from the corners of our eyes, if we see them at all. The idea that they have been waiting there for us rarely if ever crosses our minds. Yet they do wait, and when we have passed, they gather up their bundles of memory and fall in behind, treading in our footsteps and catching up, little by little.”--Stephen King
4-30-11 = Best Day of My Life
I have some good ones and some dopey ones - and one true classic:
ReplyDeletePorn Name: Titan Cumnor
Now that is the greatest one I've heard yet.