Saturday, May 24, 2008

i know i'm fat

but do you have to be so damn rude about it?

picture me standing outside on my lunch break having myself a smoke enjoying the cool night air after sitting in a burning up building all night.

lady walks up to me and asks "should you be smoking while pregnant?"

me: "I'm not pregnant"

lady: "then maybe you should lose about 100 lbs..." and walks off.

i was nearly in tears and came close to losing my job over assault & battery. that wouldn't be good so i smoked another one, took an extra long lunch, calmed myself down...

still pretty pissed off about it tho.

3 comments:

  1. The best response to that is along the lines of:

    Yes, and you should double your IQ ... that would put you up to what? About 50, right?"

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  2. Or, you could have used the classic response:

    "Well, I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can lose weight."

    Keep in mind, the world is full of people who have zero social skills. I tend to make such people my playthings. =)

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  3. thanks, if I ever encounter that again i'll use those.

    heres to hoping it doesn't happen again.

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