CARRIE UNDERWOOD
"Before He Cheats"
Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she's probably getting frisky...
right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...
And he don't know...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats...
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh... not on me...
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...
Ohh... before he cheats...
4-30-11 = Best Day of My Life
Saturday, June 02, 2007
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
This song always makes me feel better *wink*
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I would be tempted to ask if you have had experience in this area, but the internet is a public place and confessing to criminal activity in a public place wouldn't be prudent.
ReplyDeleteSo, you could email me (I can assert attorney-client privilege to avoid ratting you out even if subpoenaed). But only if you want to.
i can neither confirm nor deny
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what woman (or man for that matter) that has been cheated on has never entertained the idea? i'd say all of them.
and i may or may not have done something similair to the above at one point in time but i will neither confirm nor deny who it was done to.
I have always been fond of the "I have no present recollection of the precise occurrances taking place on the date in question" line of obfuscation. That and pleading the 5th until one gets complete transactional immunity (always remember to hold out for transactional immunity - use immunity is a sucker's ploy).
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