Happy Anniversary!

Happy anniversersary to Us! Happy anniversary to US! Anniversary to me and HUUUUUUUUUBY! Happy anniversary to US!

--to the tune of "happy birthday" as if you couldn't guess!

*giggle*

Yap, that makes mine and Hephaestus's Anniversary today! 4 years of Wedded... bliss? If it was wedded bliss, I wouldn't want to be in this marriage. That would be too boring and you gotta have some excitement. You know, the best sex EVER is after a fight... ya know, make-up sex! Ya baby!

And Now its time for some FUNNIES!!!

Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.
9. Today is our what?
8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
7. I thought we only celebrated important events?
6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.
5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.
4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.
3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.
2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.
1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

"In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin and the other five per cent said they didn't care - they would have married him anyway!!"

I would have married mine anyway too!!!

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed, and then go to the fridge.

Dating vs Marriage
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times

When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"

When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public

When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot

When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked
When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"

When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"

When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets

When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together When you are married ....You wonder who will die first

When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy"
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.

When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area

When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood"
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."

When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away

When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare

When you are dating..... He calls you by name
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She".

Now that we got that out of the way! We're going out tonight. To Applebees. We got a $40 gift certificate from his Mom, his brother, sister-in-law and the boys.

SO! I'm so happy. We have a picture scrap book and we take a few poses of us together on our anniversary and put em in the scrapbook. I'll upload this year's pics later after we've taken em and stuff.

Yall have fun!