Florida Drinking Rule
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice.
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
to drink out of the same glass twice either.
The Florida girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks it,
throws her glass into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice.
God Bless America
Sweetie we talked about blogging drunk didn't we.
ReplyDeleteSomebody didn't listen.
it was too good to pass up in my drunken state of mind.
ReplyDeleteas well as calling another country 1/2 a world away for 45 minutes. can't wait to see that phone bill, lol. the things we do when we're toasted, gotta love it!