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SandGram: Free Porno and Sex!!!!: An Open letter to Congressmen John Murtha

"Dear Sir,
I know you have been taking a lot of heat lately about your stance on the Marine Corps and the war on Iraq. Know a secret? I just compare you to Lord Darth Vader from "Star Wars." He, too, was once part of a band of elite fighters, the Jedi Knights, who protected the universe from the dark powers of the "The Force."
Much like Vader, you succumbed to the dark side of the Force, which blinds you as to the damage you truly cause. It's no fault of your own; the swell of power that radiates from Washington D.C., can cause any normal person to morph into a dark, sinister person."