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Pagan Football:
"Bob: For those of you who have just joined us, this has been one hell of a game! The Salem Witches, led by the ferocious play of Sven Gahrinnson, a huge Asatru defensive end, have taken a 21-14 lead over the Bethany Baptists.
Sam: That's right, Bob. Sven's a force, but Bethany's quarterback Paul Damascus has been throwing passes with all the zeal of an evangelist passing out tracts on Judgement Day. Leading the Baptists' Fire and Brimstone offense, Damascus has been burning the Witches' secondary all evening.
Bob: Sam, now that was uncalled for...
Sam: Hey, if the Witches hadn't put a spell on the referees they wouldn't even be in this game!
Bob: And if the Baptists hadn't soaked the field with holy water, the Witches would still be able to use their running game, not to mention the third degree burns that Salem's tight end received.
Sam: His name was Vlad! I'll bet he wasn't only a witch but a�
Bob: Don't say it!
Sam: But the Bible says...
Bob: SAM! Let's return to the action on the field.
Sam: [mumbling] Well it does..."
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