SPC Schwarz

Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hillarious list and posted them to the web.

1.Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working.
2.My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.
3.Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
4.Not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
5.Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.

This is freakin hilarious, you have to read the rest of it! I'm guessin that he was a class clown in HS and it just migrated over when he joined the military.